A Poop Story Contest for a Chance to Win a $600 Bidet Toilet Seat!

Submit your funniest or most embarrassing pooping story and we will select the best entries to publish on BrokeAssStuart.com as well send the writer of the BEST STORY a brand new amazing Brondell Swash 1000, the cadillac of bidet seats.

The Brondell bidet has a temperature controlled seat and water jet, along with a blower that dries your special parts off. It's for sophisticated poopers.